sodamnrelatable:

at a restaurant, 

but when you’re at home or friend’s house,

via sodamnrelatable

Sister Arce: “Did you see the fox that ran in front if the car?”

Everyone: “Yeah it was so pretty”

Me: “I didn’t see it, I only know that the Zorro is black”

(Fox in Spanish is zorro)

Brother Arce: “Yea, I saw it stopped and it looked at me and started talking like Antonio Banderas!”